cataclysmic shenanigans

filler of pages: kailani.

locale: murfreesboro, tn.

about me: just a local girl with local scars.

I hate:
-losing my sneeze. poo.
-laughing tracks (reminds me of evening sitcoms on telly as a child...meant bedtime was coming up soon, i hate bedtime).
-the sounds of a cat choking up a hairball. it just pisses me off.


I love: sharpies are my fave.

get at me: kailanik23@gmail.com.

Look at this bad bitch, this fly mamma jamma. I bet she downs tallboys of Sparks in her bathtub surrounded by lit Our Lady of Guadalupe candles from the 99. She probably doesn’t have the time and patience for tampons, she just lets that shit leak.

Pretty sure I’m the only person with a “fuckyeah” Tumblr that makes fun of them.

Oh, and BTW? All that stuff you said about the Sparks and the candles? Yes. Very late 2007-early 2008 Molls. I love tampons, though. Always have.

(via molls)